Table of Contents

Introduction • The Golden Rules • Key to diagrams • Problems on the Way There • Problems on the Spot • Problems at Exit.

The Golden Rules * Key to diagrams Part 1: Problems on the Way There Stuck in a meeting * Run into your boss * No break * Cleaning lady in the way * Ill * Caught short * Restroom next to office gossip * Boss enters same time * Meeting imminent * Colleague follows * Business trip abroad * Teleconference * Repeat visits. Part 2: Problems on the Spot Restroom smells * Urinals only * One stall for 50 people * Flush broken * Toilet overflow * Seat broken * Person you have crush on is in queue * Toilet paper rolls out * Door won't shut * Boss in next stall * Shoes stay visible * No toilet brush * No Paper * No seat * No hanger * Not enough paper * Colleagues arrive * All stalls full * Phone keeps ringing * Company installs eco-toilets * Phone falls in bowl * Squat toilets * Somebody knocks on door * Someone waiting for you * Sophisticated toilet system * Odours * Noise * You break the seat.

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About the Author

Enzo is a fun-loving guy who works for a major multinational company. He cannot reveal his real name in case his art suffers and his relentless pursuit of pleasure at work (and elsewhere) is affected.

Mats is a man who has worked in companies around the world so he knows his way around an executive washroom, boardroom and even bedroom.