Table of Contents

Introduction v Grannies on - 1 Business 7 2 Communication 9 3 Death 12 4 Decisions 14 5 Drink 15 6 Evil 16 7 Family Life 18 8 Food 23 9 Friendship 25 10 The Future 27 11 God 28 12 Happiness 29 13 Health 33 14 Helping Others 37 15 Honesty 38 16 Human Behaviour 40 17 Improving Yourself 47 18 Life's Experiences 51 19 Love 54 20 Marriage 56 21 Memories 57 22 Money 58 23 Observations on Life 61 24 Old Folks 67 25 Patience 69 26 Possessions 70 27 Practical Actions 72 28 Reputations 77 29 Respect 79 30 Shrewdness 80 31 Taking Positive Measures 86 32 Time 92 33 Weather 93 34 Work 95 Glossary 96

About the Author

Allan Morrison was the HR Director at IBM in Greenock, Scotland until he retired. He is Scotland's bestselling humour author and is also a popular after-dinner speaker. He lives on the shores of the Firth of Clyde.