Table of Contents

Prologue 13 Surviving the Kuta Carnival 15 Turn the Other Cheek 32 When the Bell Tolls 36 Losing Helmets 40 Sour Chocolate 51 Smoke and Mirrors 59 From Paris with Love 62 Girls Just Want to Have Fun 69 He is Heavy and He's not My Brother 72 The Demise of an English Rose 81 A Soft Touch 93 Get Mad and Get Even 100 Spatial Awareness 125 The Prostitute Girlfriend 130 A Lesson from Billy 134 Violence in the Street 137 Thumbs up 151 Mike Tyson with a Machete 169 Yank the Yank 182 Fallen Angel 191 From The Mouths of Babes 202 Pool Hi-jinks 209 Monkey Tail and the Legend of The Grey Sardine 223 Big Berlin Bouncers Date Ladyboys 244 Empty Barstool 253

About the Author

Offered the chance to work in Bali as a marketing manager for a development company, Australian Malcolm Scott had no idea that he would be surrounded by prostitutes, drug peddlers, drunk tourists and even more intoxicated expats. He quickly hired Balinese gang members as security only to later hire new security to protect himself from his own security. Scott's moral compass soon spiraled out of control and he became that which he most despised: a full-blown Bali expat.